I RULE THE WORLD!!! - Obamanic Version

(with apologies to Coldplay)

VIVA MI VIDA

I was elected to rule the world
Seas will rise when I give the word
And I sit upon a lovely throne
On the planet that I now own

I used to organize
See the love in the media's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"You are a god! You are the king!"

I was presented the golden key
And the White House opened to me
And no one knows that my rhetoric stands
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear The muezzin call me to pray
And wonder what Jeremiah's going to say;
Christ and Allah, my sword and shield--
It really pays bigtime to play the field...

For some reason I can't explain
I always love dearly to hear my name
I believe in me
And now I'll rule from sea to sea.

It was the wicked and wild right
I always knew I had to fight
Krauthammer can have his fun--
But everyone sees that I'm The One

Revolutionaries just can't wait
For the U.S. on a silver plate
Just a planet with time running out
Savior of the World's what I'm all about

I hear The muezzin call me to pray
And wonder what Jeremiah's going to say;
Christ and Allah, my sword and shield--
It really pays bigtime to play the field...

For some reason I can't explain
I always love dearly to hear my name
I believe in me
And now I'll rule from sea to sea.
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And, file this under "dreams from my POTUS"...or is that nightmares?



[Cartoons by Gary McCoy]